how do you say "funny" in mandarin chinese.

i want to know only one chinese name of body parts?i donot want to know names of parts of body

I want to learn Chinese in a reputed institute whose certificate has value when it comes to Professional aspect.

Where can I learn mandarin Chinese? Any websites or books for Chinese learning?

I want to learn Chinese but I can't take it in school. So, I need a textbook and was wondering what are some good beginner Chinese learning textbooks. I'm 13 so preferably one that is at a middle school level and isn't expensive.

I want to learn Mandarin Chinese, I used Google to learn some simplistic sayings and the different tones.

I am interested in learning this language. Any suggestions on which books/cds to buy which teaches a lot and can somehow spark my interest in the language and culture more?

this is for my own personal education im curious as to how close i am to translating this correctly anyone out there who has the time to translate this it is much appreciated. Alright here it is: I went to Seattle for my holiday because I have family and friends that live there as well as a house. I lived in Seattle before I moved to Bei Jing this is why I frequently visit. I stayed in Seattle for three weeks at my old house. During this time I saw many old friends, snowboarded and family members from australia came and visited. My grandmother and grandfather on my mother side came from sydney to share christmas with us. An aunt and uncle also stayed for a few weeks in our house with us. My eldest sister came with her boyfriend on christmas. Both of them already live America. There are mountains to snowboard on within 30 minutes of my house. My favorite part of my holiday was seeing my old friends. Many of them can drive which made it easy to see a lot of them. Christmas and New Years were also fun with my family.

to study chinese. When will this course ?Can u tell me?

Where can I look to learn mandarin Chinese? Any websites or books?

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Hiiiiiii everyone! I've wanted to learn Chinese fluently for a long time now, and this year my school offered Rosetta Stone as a class. So, I started the Mandarin Chinese course. If any of you know what Rosetta Stone is like you know it's not a very effective way to learn Chinese, unless you live with someone who can help you. So I have a few grammar questions. For example: zhe ge nan ren zai chi fan. I think this means: A man eating rice, or maybe The man eats rice? I'm not sure! please verify. Another example: yi ge ping guo. Could this mean: An Apple? I have many problems with this kind of thing in Chinese! /: hmmmm. Well sorry for the length of this question, and the lack of tone marks over the pinyin. Help would be appreciated. (; Additional Details Thank you! ((:

Do You teach how to read and write Chinese characters? Is conversation included for beginners, intermediate and advanced? How much do you charge for the course?

Hey thanks for reading. Can someone help me out and tell me what this says? I would greatly appreciate it. No website translations please. 不能告诉你，在不经意间，觉得你很可爱 不能告诉你，我喜欢天天和你在一起，尽管不能见面 不能告诉你，因为在乎你，所以常生你的气 不能告诉你，我做了一对小青蛙，要送你一个 不能告诉你，在不和你说话的日子里，我在墙上开始画正字 不能告诉你，关于我的小秘密和你的小幼稚