I want to know how to write: "All the Chinese I know, I learned from fortune cookies"

I need to know how to say " 'a persons name' is a funny teacher" using the word Shifu for the word 'teacher' in Chinese language. In addition, I want to learn some daily Chinese words. Can you help me? Thanks.

I was wondering how do you say "I don't care" in Chinese language. I'm actually seeking for a word "care". I already know how to say I, and how to make negation. Thanks a lot!

我想请问大家： “看书” 和 “读书” 有什么区别？ 我的感觉是 ”读书“ 有点 ”学习“ 的意思， 而 ”看书“ 可能是某人的爱好或者乐趣。真的如此吗？ 非常感谢大家的说明！

Would it be Ni(3) ke(2)yi(1) gei(2) wo(3)? Where do you put the "shi" for it? Or similarly if you want to say "Can you give me the [noun]?" Where does the noun go in terms of word order in Chinese grammar? Thanks:

One of my family members wants to get a tattoo of the phrase "Trust No Man." in Chinese language. We've of course been looking online, but it seems each translator is different.

How is learning Chinese like learning an instrument?

I know the story in English I just can't seem to find the Chinese version of it! Links or translations would be great thank you!

"do you like watching TV or movies?" "After history class, we have math class." "How many bats (as in rackets) did you bring?” Thank you!

"The Panda Parade" is the title of my restaurant on a game that I play, and I was wondering how I could translate it in Mandain Chinese.

What does 太超過了 mean? I heard its slang. Can someone give an example of how to use it?

I have to call this person. Our computer lists names by last name first and it says his/her name is "Liu, Hao-Chen", but I think Hao-Chen is the last (family) name. Our computer is often wrong because it is only as good as the mail clerks putting in the name. He/she signed the name "Hao-Chen Liu". So is Hao-Chen the last name? Is it Mr. or Ms.?

I was at a Chinese restaurant, and I wanted to know how to ask if they gave free refills. I need the Chinese translation for it .Thank you.

My Chinese teacher gave me an assignment. And I'm supposed to translate a Chinese text into English. My Chinese teacher is very (VERY) big on preciseness. Last time we translated something, my Chinese teacher graded me down because I used "very" instead of "extremely". For this assignment, should I translate directly? (Like, to the word, and to the comma, even to the point where it doesn't make sense in English?) or should I just glean the meaning from the text and translate that?

I wanted to know what this sentence is translated into Chinese Mandarin? I’ve been learning Chinese for a year so I’m not advanced enough yet to get it spot on. ok thanks this is the sentence: Endure, in enduring grow strong. Thanks for all your help! And by the way, what’s the best way to learn Chinese?

I really want to learn more and improve my spoken Chinese. Is the "nothing" in this context the same as "nothing" in any context?

I'm trying to say that I go to/attend St. Chad's school but I'm not sure which of these are correct in Chinese grammar if any at all.. 我在St. Chad's上学 我去St. Chad's上学 我去St. Chad's学校 thanks in advance :)