I have a girlfriend in Chengdu, Schiuan Provence online dating. Can we learn conversational lessons? How do ebooks work? I only have a 32 G smartphone and a tablet. Is that enough for ebooks? I must wait to update my new phone on WIFI at the food store today godwillimg. Skype or WeChat recommended? Unfamiliar with both. Thanks, Stephen Horton

somebody please help help me reargange this character in the right order.

My daughter will be 12 years old this July. She is in P6 now.

I want to find free websites where I can download, or listen to full audio. I found a small 60 second clip (Ocean waves) which is meant to subconsciously teach you Chinese, but I want to find the full versions.

i want to fool my friend into thinking that i speak fluently hehe how can i say this paragraph in mandarin? (you don't have to include pinyin, i can read the hanzi ^^) "I think the best way to learn a language is to speak it with other people, rather than learning it with books. But it's kind of hard to learn here because there are a lot of Cantonese speakers. Every time I go to a Chinese restaurant, I just hear Cantonese... I don't understand them. I was actually going to try and learn Canto, but there weren't enough resources online..." Please translate that like you are having a conversation with someone lol thanks in advance

I'm actually looking for the title of Joseph Heller's novel "Catch 22" and haven't had any luck. I'd like to get a hold of this book. I'm thinking it's something along the lines of “诡计二十二” (gui-3 ji-4). (Catch in this case is not as in "to catch a ball", but rather, when something seems to good to be true or too easy, often there is a "catch". This catch is an unseen detail that makes the situation much less appealing than it initially seemed. For example: someone offers to sell you his new Mercedes for $500....that sounds too good to be true....what's the catch? The catch is that it's down at the bottom of this lake....just give me the money and it's yours!!)

Ok I know this is sort of a dumb question but I'm just curious what other people think. I sort of want to learn Chinese, but I feel like I will just completely fail at pronouncing the words and sound really dumb. I feel like with an American accent, I'd sound really horrible and somewhat superficial trying to speak Chinese. I'm not viewing this as a reason to consider for whether or not I learn it by the way; I just want to know what people think about it Thanks

please translate that for me,the meaning and spelling in english..thanks

part 1 : equip 馴僻薯 藹楊薯 滅郘薯 馴厒 隙旌 韜笢 斛伀 脹撰 薯講 鏗豎 秷薯 极窐 儕朸 倷堍 夼漲崝樓 熬屾夼漲 庣欱硉 鎗歎跡 闖堤歎跡 part 2 : warp/npc 汜韜硉 藹楊硉 冪桄硉 馴僻薯 滅郘薯 芃陔潔路 墅昜ID 裁邈杅講 裁邈昜 part 3 : mobs 汜韜硉 藹楊硉 冪桄硉 馴僻薯 滅郘薯 芃陔潔路 馴僻潔路 痄雄潔路 馴僻毓峓 痄雄毓峓 墅昜ID 裁邈杅講

Mandarin:You cant catch me.Lets jumprope.Throw the ball to me.Catch it.Catch the ball.Girls line up.Form one line.Lets give him/her applause.I fell and hurt my knee.I dont want to play.I want to ride.Its my turn.Recess is over.Its time for lunch.

They have no chinese language background

the boy was like naughty and one day he decided to run away, and he saw this scientist hobo and the hobo offered him this potion, then when the boy woke up he was old? and he also had a crush on his teacher and in the end he dies. WHATS THAT MOVIE? and what are some good chinese movies, that are for kids and that has english dubs.

To get a knowdege is good so that you able to communicate with you people with chinese like eg i have nursery school and i alway look for sponsor i can not communite.

How can you tell the difference by listening to it? I'm sure the writing is the same since they're both Chinese dialects so I don't think there should be a difference in writing, unless I'm wrong haha.

Can I learn on line ? Or books in romanian or hungary language ?

Okay does anybody know then name of this game you play in mandarin that teaches you numbers, where you start with 1 frog or something i forget what it is, and then you say like two eyes and two ears and four legs or something, and then next person goes. if anybody can give me the name/exactly what you are supposed to say for the game in simplified characters and pinyin would be awesome, thanks

how do you say "funny" in mandarin chinese.