And I want to understand listening and to introduce myself in Chinese language I want to be a Chinese teacher

somebody please help help me reargange this character in the right order.

I am having a hard time to find how to say songwriter and music producer in chinese... If someone can help me, I will feel very grateful.

I heard it in a Disney channel episode my kids were watching. And i want 2 know.

This question is for those who have used the new Practical Chinese Reader Book....I want to join this review contest but I'm not quite sure what to say.

i want to fool my friend into thinking that i speak fluently hehe how can i say this paragraph in mandarin? (you don't have to include pinyin, i can read the hanzi ^^) "I think the best way to learn a language is to speak it with other people, rather than learning it with books. But it's kind of hard to learn here because there are a lot of Cantonese speakers. Every time I go to a Chinese restaurant, I just hear Cantonese... I don't understand them. I was actually going to try and learn Canto, but there weren't enough resources online..." Please translate that like you are having a conversation with someone lol thanks in advance

I'm actually looking for the title of Joseph Heller's novel "Catch 22" and haven't had any luck. I'd like to get a hold of this book. I'm thinking it's something along the lines of “诡计二十二” (gui-3 ji-4). (Catch in this case is not as in "to catch a ball", but rather, when something seems to good to be true or too easy, often there is a "catch". This catch is an unseen detail that makes the situation much less appealing than it initially seemed. For example: someone offers to sell you his new Mercedes for $500....that sounds too good to be true....what's the catch? The catch is that it's down at the bottom of this lake....just give me the money and it's yours!!)

Mandarin:You cant catch me.Lets jumprope.Throw the ball to me.Catch it.Catch the ball.Girls line up.Form one line.Lets give him/her applause.I fell and hurt my knee.I dont want to play.I want to ride.Its my turn.Recess is over.Its time for lunch.

Okay does anybody know then name of this game you play in mandarin that teaches you numbers, where you start with 1 frog or something i forget what it is, and then you say like two eyes and two ears and four legs or something, and then next person goes. if anybody can give me the name/exactly what you are supposed to say for the game in simplified characters and pinyin would be awesome, thanks

Hi, I’m a mother of 6-year old girl. I want to let my daughter to learn Chinese, and I found she loves Chinese songs a lot. Could anyone suggest some good Chinese songs for my girl to learn Chinese? Best of all, it can provide both English and Chinese version, because I just know a little Chinese. Thanks a lot.

how do you say "funny" in mandarin chinese.

you can tell me right or wrong